My feathered friend

You know, despite the hype, I don't really like turkey. I like turkey salad, but chicken salad is just as tasty. In fact, of all birds, I'd give up a turkey any day. So, my feathered friend, you have no worries about me eating you for Thanksgiving. Now, the chickens, ducks and hens have another thing coming. Hopefully, you are able to grab your bird (or pig or cow) of choice for your Thanksgiving feast—before all the good ones are gone.

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